Top 10 Ways Y2K Will Affect Disney World
10. Accidental switch back to 19,000 Leagues Under the Sea. 9. Screwed up computers...
Knock Knock Jokes 11
Knock Knock Who’s there? Anna! Anna who? Anna one, anna two…! Knock Knock Who’s...
Terminology
Important Legal When a person assists a criminal in breaking the law BEFORE the...
OLD NEVER DIES 15
|OLD TEACHERS never die, they just lose their classOLD TELEPHONES never die, they just...
Blonde and the pop machine.
A blonde was standing in front of a pop machine. Her boyfriend looks over...
A man stops by a diner at noon…
A man stops by a diner at noon, the busiest time of day, sits...
What’s coming but never comes?
What’s coming but never comes?Tomorrow!
Does anyone know what would happen if the earth…
Does anyone know what would happen if the earth rotated 30 times faster thanit...
Reload.
A guy finally gets a date with an easy blonde. To prepare for the...
A bad habit
I overheard a friend telling his pal, “I can’t break my wife of the...