Phone songs
|All of the following songs may be played on a touch-tone phone. Commas are...
A German shepherd went to a Western Union office…
A German shepherd went to a Western Union office, took out ablank form and...
A really bad, terrible mistake
Fred goes to a doctor and says, “Doc, I want to be castrated.” Doc...
Condom Modelling Rejection
Condom Modelling Rejection TROJAN CONDOM COMPANY 6969 Slippery Root Drive Droptrouser, NC 22269Dear John...
The Scottsman!
What is the difference between a Scottish man and a member of the Rolling...
A cat’s dictionary
|Purring: Sound of a cat manufacturing cuteness.Purrverse: Poem about a strange kitty.Purranoia: The fear...
I have a keyboard error
|A person turned on the computer without a keyboard plugged in.When she turns on...
Eating the piece of fruit
|Two Polish guys were taking their first train trip to Warsaw on the train....
A Pollock walks over the Red Light District in Amsterdam…
A Pollock walks over the Red Light District in Amsterdam when suddenlyhe notices a...
Letter to God
Little Leroy came into the kitchen where his mother was making dinner. His birthday...