Marriage quotes 06
|Marriage is like a mousetrap. Those on the outside are trying to get in....
No Hemorrhoids
Why don’t men get hemorrhoids?Because they are all perfect assholes!
Thank you for the emails
THANK YOUThank you to all my friends who sent me such important emails this...
A stuttering problem
A man visits the doctor’s because he has a severe stuttering problem.After a thorough...
They where playing for the cup
|Why were the flies playing football in saucer?They where playing for the cup!
Whoa! Shut your mouth!!!
Your breath is so bad that when you talk your teeth duck.
Why is Bill Clinton happy he named his dog “Buddy?”
Q: Why is Bill Clinton happy he named his dog “Buddy?”A: Because it’s a...
Are you going to take her?
Friend: Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice on your next cruise?Vern:...
Why does Barbie never get pregnant?
A Ken and Barbie Joke: Why does Barbie never get pregnant?Because Ken always comes...
Computer Acronyms
PCMCIA- People Can’t Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms ISDN- It Still Does Nothing APPLE- Arrogance...