Celtic Mortality
What is the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? One less...
Sound Dirty In Law But Aren’t:
Things That Sound Dirty In Law But Aren’t…Have you looked through her briefs?He is...
Why did the fly fly?
|Why did the fly fly?Because the spider spied ‘er!
ZHow offensive is that?
How offensive is that?Jesus has just been nailed to the cross and has begun...
The Apple explosion
|OFFICE MEMODate: 1/18/96SPINDLER CALLS IN AIR STRIKE, DESTROYS APPLE TO SAVE ITStock Price Increases...
Billy-Bob and Billi-Jo
it is 10:00 at the police station and there is only 2 officers working...
A use for Viagra
A man goes to visit his 85-year-old grandpa in the hospital. “How are you...
Refrigerate elephants
|Analysis:1. Differentiate it and put into the refrig. Then integrate it in the refrig.2....
Physical training job
|The physical training instructor was drilling a platoon of soldiers.”I want every man to...
Safety tip
Safety Tip:Calculus and automobiles don’t mix — never drink and derive