Funny Instruction Labels
These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods: On Sears hairdryer: Do not use...
What’s a real mate?
Q: What’s a real mate?A: Someone who’ll go into town, get two head jobs...
Bank Teller
Bank Teller A middle aged man walks into the bank and says to the...
Organ jokes
|Q: Why are organists like a broken-winded cab horse?A: They are always longing for...
Grasshopper
A grasshopper walks into a bar and says, “Bartender, give me a drink.”The bartender...
Many Sayings On Love And Sex
“Don’t worry. I’ve had a vasectomy/hysterectomy.” “I won’t come in your mouth, I promise.”...
Doctors Daiquiri
A Doctor made it his regular habit to stop at a bar for a...
Like Bowling Ball
Q: What do a bowling ball and a blonde have in common?A: Chances are...
Irishman, Englishman and a German
|Irishman, Englishman and a German are caught in Saudi Arabia drinking. “Under Saudi law...
Eye-Popping Tongue Twister
A guy boards his plane bound for Pittsburgh and sits down in his seat.He...