OLD NEVER DIES 3
|OLD CANNERS never die, they are preservedOLD CARS never die, they just get run...
OLD NEVER DIES 8
|OLD KIDS never die, they just grow upOLD KNIGHTS IN CHAIN MAIL never die,...
Signs Your Car Might Be A Lemon
Motor Trend never mentioned a “Chevrolet Caca.” Manufactured in Zchkynk, Crzyktjkystan. Passenger-side “airbag” is...
What does a lesbian have in common with a mechanic?
Q: What does a lesbian have in common with a mechanic?A: Snap-on tools!
Dog named Sex
Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him “Rover” or “Spot”. I...
Stupid Insults 23/31
One node short of a network. One of the early failures of electroshock therapy....
Knock Knock Wannup
Knock Knock Who’s there? I wannup I wannup who? You do! I didn’t need...
Diaper Change
Q: Why does a blonde only change her baby’s diapers every month?A: Because it...
International airline
|Acronyms for International AirlinesItalyALITALIA = Always Late In The Air, Late In ArrivalALITALIA =...
yo mamas so stupid…gumball
Yo mamas so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited...