Sprinklers
Did you know that the inventor of sprinklers was racist?Yeah, listen to one next...
your mama is so fat
Yo mama is so fat she uses her underwear for bungy jumping.
Giuseppi walks into work, and he says…
Giuseppi walks into work, and he says, “Ey, Tony! You know who’s-a George Washington?”Tony...
Santa Hates Your Kid
|8. Kid’s letter to north pole comes back stamped, “Dream on, Chester!”7. Kid asks...
Tail Light On Bike
On Christmas morning, a cop on horseback was sitting at a traffic light. Next...
Yo Momma is so fat
Yo Momma is so fat, she fell in the Grand Canyone and got stuck.
men chasing women
Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying? For the same...
How you made money
|A young man asked an old rich man how he made his money.The old...
10 reasons why it sucks to be a penis!
01. -You’ve got a hole in your head. 02. -Your master strangles you all...
Good Cook
Q: How can you tell if a blonde is a good cook?A: She gets...