Blue Elephants
1. How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun.2. How...
Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice…
Friend: Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice on your next cruise?Vern:...
Gimme A Cookie
Last year, a guy went to a doctor because he was losing weight.He found...
It seems that Abe and Morey, two salesmen for an advertising agency…
It seems that Abe and Morey, two salesmen for an advertising agency,were traveling together...
It was a somber day in Disney land…
It was a somber day in Disney land, Mickey And Minnie were in divorce...
A young kid’s in a shipwreck and he winds up stranded…
A young kid’s in a shipwreck and he winds up stranded on a tropical...
Smartest Man in the World
A doctor, a lawyer, a little boy and a priest were out for a...
How to Get A Good Night Sleep
By the time Dave pulled into the small town every hotel room was taken....
Yes or No
Dr. Dave’s Dental-Chair Discovery: Dentists are incapable of asking questions that require a simple...
An older Jewish gentleman marries a younger lady…
An older Jewish gentleman marries a younger lady and they are very much in...