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CLASSIFIED ERRORS, from a small-town daily: (Monday) FORE SALE – R. D. Jones has...
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Way down in the deep south, in an area known as the ‘Bible Belt,’there...
One day Pete was complaining to his friend…
One day Pete was complaining to his friend “my elbow hurts. I bettersee a...
Cannibal Food
Two cannibals meet one day. The first cannibal says, “You know, I just can’t...
A Penny For Your Thoughts
What do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for his thoughts?...
A Son’s Love
An old man lived alone in Ireland. He wanted to dig his potato garden,...
Restructuring at the North Pole
The recent announcement that Donner and Blitzen have elected to take the early reindeer...
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