What is the meaning of life?
What is the meaning of life?All evidence to date suggests it’s chocolate.
Cyclones!
Why do they name cyclones after women?Because they start off as little blow jobs...
What do you do when a Blonde throws a grenade at you?
What do you do when a Blonde throws a grenade at you?Pull the pin...
A lady goes in to take a tennis lesson…
A lady goes in to take a tennis lesson, and the instructor notices she...
A small misunderstanding
A lady golfer is stung by a wasp.She goes to look for the greenkeeper...
New scientific theories I
New scientific theories4th RunnerUp– The earth may spin faster on its axis due todeforestation....
Fill These Pants
Tom and Jeni are having one of their occasional disputes of opinion. Tom took...
What is 3 feet tall and gives me head?
What’s 3 feet tall and gives me head?My son.
Statistical one-liners
|A new government 10 year survey cost $3,000,000,000 revealed that 3/4 of the people...
The new Vicar was up early one Sunday morning…
The new Vicar was up early one Sunday morning, walkinground his new parish, after...