The Preacher and the Donkey
A preacher who wanted to raise money for his church was told there was...
How to buy a stero
|1. Carefully calculate power requirements, based on room dimensions, etc. Multiply by a factor...
How do you know a blonde has just lost her virginity?
Q: How do you know a blonde has just lost her virginity? A: Her...
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How did the Burger King get the Dairy Queen pregnant?
How did the Burger King get the Dairy Queen pregnant? He forgot to wrap...
A small boy is sent to bed by his father…
A small boy is sent to bed by his father. Five minutes later: “Da-ad…”...
Restroom
Baby Jim: Mommy, does God use our toilet?Mom: No Jim, what made you ask?Baby:...
Where is the French border?
“Why do you look so glum today?”, the teacher asked young Johnny. “I didn’t...
DUMB Questions Part 3!
If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?If there...
Six Bad Days
Six Bad Days1. The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez...