Men’s Rude Awakening
The men who do make it to Heaven are going to have a rude...
The Eighteen Bottles
The Eighteen Bottles I had eighteen bottles of whiskey in my cellar and was...
Snowman and a vampire?
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?Frost-bite!
Defining the Americans
|We yell for the Government to balance the budget, then take the last dime...
Paralyzing Disease
What’s the disease that paralyzes blondes below the waist?A: Marriage.
An insurance company
|Form Feed Insurance form question and answer about a recent accident: Q: Could either...
The guy considered himself lucky to have been able…
The guy considered himself lucky to have been able to attractand bed such a...
Extra Office Work
The boss came early in the morning one day and found his manager kissing...
Redneck Census Form!
The official year 2000 Redneck Census Form:Last name: _______________________First name: (Check appropriate box)(_)Billy-Bob(_)Billy-Joe(_)Billy-Ray(_)Billy-Sue(_)Billy-Mae(_)Billy-JackWhat does...
Mime in the forest
If a tree falls in a forest, and lands on a mime… does anyone...