Haircut before Trip
A man was getting a haircut prior to a trip to Rome. He mentioned...
After spending a night at a hotel with a prostitute…
After spending a night at a hotel with a prostitute, the politician took$300 out...
A fortune teller
A man was wandering around a fairground and he happened to see afortune-teller’s tent....
What’s the object of a Jewish football game?
What’s the object of a Jewish football game?To get the quarter back!
A miserable rooster
A salesman is talking to a farmer when he looks over and sees a...
Safe to appear
Don was looking for a little “action.” He picked up a sweet young thang...
Bach in a Minuet
|A note left for a pianist from his wifeGone Chopin, (have Liszt), Bach in...
Toughening Up
My grand-daddy worked in a blacksmith shop when he was a young fella, and...
Jonah and the Whale.
A lady on an airliner was reading her bible. The man sitting next to...
How do you get a blondes eyes to sparkle?
How do you get a blonde’s eyes to sparkle? Shine a flashlight in her...