Hotel’s loud snorers
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Let me say grace!
A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms.The pharmacist says the...
Proof E equal to one
|Theorem: e=1Proof:2*e = f2^(2*pi*i)e^(2*pi*i) = f^(2*pi*i)e^(2*pi*i) = 1Therefore:2^(2*pi*i) = f^(2*pi*i)2=fThus:e=1
To Drown
Q: How do you drown a blonde?A1: Put a mirror at the bottom of...
Truisms!
* If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.* A...
Same Aid
One way to live together and never have an argument is for both husband...
Discussing finances
|A couple was having a discussion about family finances. Finally the husband exploded, “If...
OLD NEVER DIES 7
|OLD ELECTRICIANS never die, they just do it until it HzOLD ELECTRICIANS never die,...
Bad News 1
Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad news.Patient: Well, might as...
A middle-aged man recieves a brazillian parrot…
A middle-aged man recieves a brazillian parrot for hisbirthday. The only problem with this...