Why is the government like a prostitute?
Why is the government like a prostitute? Your always getting screwed and you have...
Drown my troubles
I’ve often wanted to drown my troubles, but i can’t get my wife to...
Gates gets punishment
Bill Gates suddenly dies and finds himself face to face with God. God stood...
The computer user’s reboot poem
|Don’t you wish when life is badand things just don’t compute,That all we really...
A worldwide survey has been carried out with…
A worldwide survey has been carried out with the following question:”PLEASE, GIVE US YOUR...
The Frustrated Bee
Why was the bee flying around with his legs crossed? He couldn’t find a...
Not this time
There was a middle-aged couple that had two stunningly beautiful teenage daughters. They decided...
Bad news and awful news
One morning Bill Clinton wakes up. He looks out side,it had snowed during the...
Positive Outlooks on Life…
If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.A conclusion is...
Mrs. Schmidlap hires a maid with beautiful blonde hair…
Mrs. Schmidlap hires a maid with beautiful blonde hair. The first morning, the girl...