I\’d Love To But…(Pt III)
More goofy excuses you can use to get out of going somewhere you just...
What is red and has seven dents?
What is red and has seven dents?Snow White’s cherry!
THE IRS LETTER…
THE IRS LETTER… Dear Sirs: I am responding to your letter denying the deduction...
Ultimate rejection!
What is the ultimate rejection?When you are masturbating and your hand falls asleep!
A teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the Pearly Gates…
Recently a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the...
The recent announcement that Mattel and the producers of Baywatch…
The recent announcement that Mattel and the producers of “Baywatch”have joined forces to create...
What did Marv Albert do after NBC gave him the pink slip?
What did Marv Albert do after NBC gave him the pink slip?He put it...
Red Light Driving
Q: What goes VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH?A: A blonde going through a flashing red...
Real Mothers…
Real Mothers . . .Real Mothers don’t eat quiche; they don’t have time to...
Over the counter
A middle aged man, about 5 foot 8 inches tall, walks into a Walmartand...