David Beckham
whats the best way to travel to the moon?transform yourself into a ball and...
Tombstone Epitaph XV
In a cemetery in Hartscombe, England:On the 22nd of June- Jonathan Fiddle -Went out...
Women’s instructions
|WOMEN’S COMPACT INSTRUCTION BOOK Never do housework. No man ever made love to a...
yo mamma so fat
Yo mama is so fat that she needs a book mark to keep track...
A very religious man lived right next door to an atheist…
A very religious man lived right next door to an atheist. While the religious...
What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?
Q: What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?A: Full.
Forgot to pedal
I admitted to my friend that I hadn’t had sex for a while.My friend...
Air Force One crashes
|Air Force One crashed in the middle of rural America. Panic stricken the Secret...
Yo mama is so hairy
Yo mama so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth! Yo mama so...
How do you sink a Polish submarine?
How do you sink a Polish submarine? You knock on the door.