What do a hurricane, a tornado, and a…
Q. What do a hurricane, a tornado, and a redneck divorce all have in...
Which drummer?
|There’s a five pound note on the floor. Of a thrash guitarist, a drummer...
The scene is a dark jungle in Africa…
The scene is a dark jungle in Africa. Two tigers are stalking through thebrush...
There were two people having sex in a car…
There were two people having sex in a car. They finished upand the guy...
Operas that never made it
|Britten: A Midsummer Nightmare.Mozart: The Magic Tuba.Puccini: La Bamba.Rossini: The Plumber of Seville.Verdi: Rigatoni.
At an auction
During an auction of exotic pets, a woman who had placeda winning bid told...
Quips & quotes
|Q: How many letters are there in the alphabet?A: Twenty-four, because E.T. went home.
Why do dogs stick their noses in women’s crotches?
Why do dogs stick their noses in women’s crotches?Because they can.
Rough
Tell ya what though, I don’t have it nearly as rough as one of...
The two bee’s
Two bees ran into each other. One asked the other how things were going.”Really...