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Playing music
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Impressive Hunting Dog
An avid duck hunter was in the market for a new bird dog. His...
Mommy, mommy! What’s a nymphomaniac?
Mommy, mommy! What’s a nymphomaniac?Shut up and help me get grandma off the doorknob!
A roving reporter from the BBC was touring a remote part of…
A roving reporter from the BBC was touring a remote part of theScottish Highlands...
Penis holding
An old woman in a Nursing Home looks up one day to find an...
She: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?
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Did you hear about the man who was half Jewish & half Italian?
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Why don’t witches wear panties?
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