Fatherly feelings
One night a wife found her husband standing over their baby’s crib. Silently she...
Whats long, hard and full of semen?
Q. Whats long, hard and full of semen??A. A submarine.Sent by sam
Road-killed lawyer
Q: What’s the difference between a road-killed deer and a road-killed lawyer?A: There’s skid...
A man takes his sick dog to the vet…
A man takes his sick dog to the vet. The vet lifts the dog...
Cliff Hanger
A blonde, a redhead and a brunette all jump off a cliff. Which onehit...
Hillbillies
How do you castrate a hillbilly? Kick his sister in the mouth!
Harp jokes
|A harp is a nude piano.A Celtic harpist spends half her time tuning her...
The Enchanted Snake
It was spring in the old west.The cowboys rode the still snow choked trails...
Magic Johnson on rollerblades…
What do you call Magic Johnson on rollerblades?ROLLAIDS!