Customer support logs
|Actual dialog of a former Customer Support employee: Support: “Ridge Hall computer assistant; may...
In the Freezer
What do you get when you put two blondes in the freezer? Frosted flakes.
Discovering too late that a…
Discovering too late that a watermelon spiked with vodka had accidentally been served to...
yo mama so ugly… blind..
Yo mama’s so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.
A divorced woman had been on her own for several months…
A divorced woman had been on her own for several months and wasstarting to...
Good news
Hiram answers the telephone, and it’s an emergency room doctor.The doctor says, “Your wife...
Like Father, Like Husband?
|If it’s true that girls are inclined to marry men like their fathers, it...
This fellow was screwing his best friend’s wife when he…
This fellow was screwing his best friend’s wife when he suddenly stopped and sat...
How do you keep the neighborhood kids off your front lawn?
Q. How do you keep the neighborhood kids off your front lawn?A. You molest...
Elephant Jokes Eight
Q: Why do elephants have trunks?A: Because they would look silly with glove compartments.Q:...