Stupid Stuff 01
|These are supposedly actual quotes taken from around the world.”The effects are fleeting and...
The world’s smartest man?
|A pilot, Michael Jordon, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a pizza delivery man were...
Can I Smell Something
A guy goes into a bar and seats himself next to a hot looking...
Driving in the Fog and…
Q: What’s the difference between driving in the fog and eating pussy? A: When...
The 9 Types of Girlfriends
Ms. Nice Guy – “Tickets to the boxing match? Oh Darling, you shouldn’t have”Also...
Repetitiveness
After the lavish wedding reception, the newlyweds retired to their Honeymoon Suite. The groom...
Did you ever wonder?
Can you cry under water?How important does a person have to be before they...
A hearty breakfast
A man goes into a greasy spoon-type cafe and he says, “I would like...
Ring, ring!
*ring* *ring*”Hello?” Hearing only heavy breathing on the line, the woman repeated, “Hello?”"I’ll bet...
Blonde Quickies
How do you get a blond out of a tree? WaveHow do you drown...