The hit-and-run
The hit-and-run victim was just getting to his feet when apoliceman ran up to...
Outrageous lying
|A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:Officer:...
Capitalist and Socialist Hell
A young, ruthless executive died and went to hell. When he got there,he saw...
Men say the smartest things when…
Men say the smartest things when they start the sentence with “A woman once...
An elderly couple walk into a doctor office…
An elderly couple walk into a doctor’s office. The man tells the doctor, “Doctor,...
fit over a bucket!
|What’s the hardest part of milking a mouse?Getting it to fit over a bucket!
A mother and her son were flying Southwest Airlines…
A mother and her son were flying Southwest Airlines fromKansas to Chicago. The son,...
Why didn’t the female frog lay eggs?
|Why didn’t the female frog lay eggs?Because her husband spawned her affections!
I just had a dream about it
|A young woman was taking an afternoon nap. After she woke up, she told...
Last Wish
Lying in the hospital bed, the dying man began to flail about and make...