What’s the definition of virginity?
Q: What’s the definition of virginity?A: A big issue over a little tissue.
Crazy Nun
One day a little old nun was going 35 miles an hour down the...
Why do blondes like blonde jokes?
Why do blondes like blonde jokes?It makes them feel popular.
Backward Santa
As a little girl climbed onto Santa’s lap, Santa asked the usual, “And what...
The Old-Age Test!
Look at each numbered item. Take one point for each one your remember.When finished,...
Twelve Inch Pianist
This guy walks into a bar, pulls out a tiny piano and stool, and...
Birthday Girl
Joe was talking to his buddy at the bar, and he said, “I don’t...
WHAT DO YOU CALL A BLONDE STANDING ON HER HEAD?
WHAT DO YOU CALL A BLONDE STANDING ON HER HEAD?A BRUNETTE WITH BAD BREATH!Sent...
Global Stupids
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New Driver’s License
Martin had just received his brand new drivers license. The family troops out to...