Answering Machine Messages
Actual answering machine answers recorded and verified by the world famous International Institute of...
The Top Bad Excuses For Speeding
“This is my tryout for Nascar.” “I’ve got to get back to Amish Country...
I’m trying to prove a point
|A man drinks a shot of whiskey every night before bed. After years of...
Nothing Works
I was enjoying the second week of a two-week vacation the same way I...
Elephant Jokes Eight
Q: Why do elephants have trunks?A: Because they would look silly with glove compartments.Q:...
You’re in great health
|Doctor: You’re in good health. You’ll live to be eighty.Patient: But, doctor, I am...
Lily!
|What do you call a girl with a frog in her hair?Lily!
Quickie
You know you’ve been married too long when a “Quickie” before dinner now means...
Easily Explained
A man goes to his doctor and complains that his wife hasn’t wanted to...
Followed
“I’m fed up with your jealousy,” the furious wife told her husband.”Do you think...