Stealing six barrels
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
50 things to do at Walmart
1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them...
Unfaithful Mates
Otis, Henry, and Tom were sitting in a bar discussing their wives. Henry started...
What’s the difference between an Italian mother and a Jewish mother?
What’s the difference between an Italian mother and a Jewish mother?An Italian mother says,...
I.R.S. parking tickets
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Knock Knock Jokes 10
Knock Knock Who’s there? Audrey! Audrey who? Audrey be doing this! Knock Knock Who’s...
Super Looong List of One-Liners!
Q. What would happen if the Pilgrims had killed cats instead of turkeys?A. We’d...
If Fisher Price ran Christmas…
|”Baby’s First Ornament” would have a hand-crank that you turn to hang the thing...
There was a drunk man walking down the street turning…
There was a drunk man walking down the street turninghis car keys back and...
Give Me the Bill
Inebriated drinker says to the bartender (with a drunken slur), “Bartender, buy everyone in...