M&M Evolution theory
|M&M’s: The Theory of EvolutionWhenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make...
Two drunks sitting at the rural area bar, lamenting…
Two drunks sitting at the rural area bar, lamenting their lack of a sex...
When I become old
|When I’m a little old lady, then I’ll live with my children and bring...
A catholic lithany
A man is struck by a bus on a busy street in in New...
If men had a vagina.
10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers.9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for...
Two men met at a bar and struck up a conversation…
Two men met at a bar and struck up a conversation.After a while one...
Welfare Claim Statements
I am forwarding my marriage certificate and six children. I have seven, but one...
Why Men Can’t Show True Feelings
Why don’t men often show their true feelings?Because they don’t have feelings.
The Yuppie showered a Yuppette with gifts for over a month…
The Yuppie showered a Yuppette with gifts for over a month. He took her...
Bit by Bit
Prisoner: Look here, doc! You’ve already removed my spleen, tonsils, adenoids, and one of...