Lawyer vs Physician
A lawyer and a physician had a dispute over precedence.They referred it to Diogenes,...
Digger Phelps quotes
|Digger Phelps’ Words of WisdomFrom the NCAA Tournament:”Basketball is a game of two halves.”"We...
Shorties
A little boy asked his father, “Daddy, how much does it cost to get...
What’s the difference between a computer and a blonde?
What’s the difference between a computer and a blonde? The computer is smarter, but...
wooo mama!
One day a kid asks his mom if he can take a shower with...
Bad Day?
When you’re having a bad day and it seems like people are trying to...
Dragging your feet
Two men are approaching each other on a sidewalk. Both are dragging their right...
Ru-Ru
Two guys get stuck on a desert island.They are soon caught by the nativesand...
How do you re-sleeve a prostitue?
How do you re-sleeve a prostitue? – Put a leg of ham up her...
Stealing the camera
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...