The Belt
Why was the belt arrested?Because it held up a pair of pants!
Cat jokes 05
|Q: What’s the unluckiest kind of cat to have?A: A catastrophe!Q: Who was the...
Pull Lever – End World!
A road crew is making a giant freeway, when they come across a sign...
Mommy’s Lil’ Helper
Little Susie was Mommy’s helper. She helped set the table when company was due...
A tourist from Albegestan goes on his first overseas trip…
A tourist from Albegestan goes on his first overseas trip.Upon arriving, he is visibly...
Watch out!
A funeral service is being held in a church for a woman who has...
Your\’re What?
A recent survey shows that the commonest form of marriage proposal these days consists...
Jesus’s Ethnicity
Proof That Jesus Was Jewish:1. He went into his father’s business.2. He lived at...
What is the difference between a jew and a canoe?
What is the difference between a jew and a canoe?A canoe tips…..Sent by deadcatz
Alice is in UNIX land
|”Can you help me? asked Alice.”No,” said Negative. “I’m looking for a white consultant.”...