Mice in a lightbulb?
Q: How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb?A: Two…but I...
Owl
Q: What does a blonde owl say?A: What, what?
New inventions by blondes.
The water-proof towelGlow in the dark sunglassesSolar powered flashlightsSubmarine screen doorsA book on how...
A policeman was patrolling near midnight…
A policeman was patrolling near midnight at a local parking spotoverlooking a golf course....
A local United Way office realized that…
A local United Way office realized that it had never received a donation from...
Things men shouldn’t say after sex…
Things Men Should “Never” Say After Sex:1) “I was kidding about being sterile, you...
This elderly woman passed a police van loading up the girls…
This elderly woman passed a police van loading up the girls from a local...
Old maid’s burglar
|A story I’ll tell of a burglar boldWho started to rob a house;He opened...
The Procrastinator’s creed
|1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
A very depressed man
|There’s a man sitting at a bar just looking at his drink. He stays...