Line Dancing
What’s 30 feet long and smells like urine?A country line dance at the nursing...
Punny as they get! yee-haw!
A man was sitting at home one evening, when the doorbell rang. When he...
What and who am I?
|A snake and a rabbit were racing along a pair of intersecting forest pathways...
Where do you find giant snails?
|Where do you find giant snails?At the end of giants fingers!
Learn how to talk southern
Write down on a peice of paper:M R ducksM R notO S A RC...
A man comes to a doctor and…
A man comes to a doctor and, twitching his fingers and stuttering,finally manages to...
Working in the garden
|A prisioner in jail received a letter from his wife: “I have decided to...
Real opcodes
|AAC Alter All CommandsAAD Alter All DataAAO Add And OverflowAAR Alter At RandomAB Add...
He Said – She Said
He Said…She Said:He said… I don’t know why you wear a bra; you’ve got...
Little Johny being literal
Teacher asks the children to discuss what their Dad’s do for a living.Little Mary...