Never Lend Money
A husband leaves the house to go pick up dinner for he and his...
Three guys are discussing women…
Three guys are discussing women.”I like to watch a woman’s tits best,” the first...
Preparing for skiing
Soak your gloves and store them in the freezer after every use. Fasten a...
Careful what you wish for
There was this mexican who was walking down a beach when he found a...
Race dead candidates
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Blonde Horses Around
There once was this blonde riding a horse. After a while it began to...
Fun Things to Do in an Elevator
Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off. Blow your nose and...
The Bar
A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar:————————————-|...
Now, that is disgusting!
Mommy,mommy:can I play with grandma? Shut up kid, you dug her up twice last...
An Avon lady was along in an elevator when she suddenly…
An Avon lady was along in an elevator when she suddenly hadto fart. She...