The Vet/Taxidermist
There was once an aspiring veterinarian who put himself through veterinary school working nights...
Bad waiter.
A waiter brings the customer the steak he ordered with his thumb over the...
Men
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DEFINITION OF A SUCCESSFUL DATE
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Two blokes were out walking home from work one afternoon…
Two blokes were out walking home from work one afternoon.”Shit,” said the first bloke,...
The SUPER Salesman…
A man walks into an insurance office and asks for a job. “Sorry, we...
One day, a Smartie and a Polo were having a drink in the pub…
One day, a Smartie and a Polo were having a drink in the pub.Suddenly...
Twelve days Microsoft
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Women dream of world peace, a safe environment, and eliminating hunger.What do men dream...
Angry Wife
A man left from work one Friday afternoon. But, being payday, instead of going...