Bullfighters
What do you call four bullfighters in quicksand?Quattro sinko.
Was your wife a virgin when you married?
“Was your wife a virgin when you married?”"I don’t know. Some say yes. Some...
A man spoke frantically into the phone…
A man spoke frantically into the phone: “My wife is pregnant and her contractions...
blonde q and a’s
Q: What’s a blonde’s favorite wine? A: “Daddy! can I go to Miami! Q:...
Old Beach Babe
Two elderly ladies are sitting on the front porch, doing nothing. One lady turns...
Got something
“Get this.” said the bloke to his mates, “Last night while I was down...
Cat jokes 09
|Q: What does a lion brush his mane with?A: A catacomb!Q: What noise does...
Death by Job Title!
Three guys were on a trip to Saudi Arabia. One day, they stumbled into...
The Rude Parrot
Marilyn had a parrot for a pet, but the parrot would embarrass her whenever...