What is a breathanalyzer?
“Shhaaayyy, buddy, what’s a ‘Breathalyzer’?” asked one drunk to his friend at the next...
Farmer
A farmer is sitting in the neighborhood bar getting soused. A man comes in...
Uncovering a scam
|The Senate is investigating deceptive sweepstakes practices. These companies target the elderly and make...
Excitement in Undertaking!
There were two guys who had gone to the same college and become great...
A dangerous job
This guy wakes up one morning to find a gorilla in his tree. He...
Things You Don’t Want To Hear
Things you don’t want to hear during surgery:Better save that. We’ll need it for...
Sleeping like a baby.
While the U.S. stock market was at an all time high, the ups and...
The worm’s got a salmon by the throat
|MacAndrews was visiting his Irish cousin, O’Bannon. While there he decided to do a...
A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. “Listen,” he says…
A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. “Listen,” he says to...
Business is business
A young Jewish boy starts attending public school in a smalltown. The teacher of...