This vet must belong to an HMO!
A man rushed into the veterinarian’s office carrying his dog, thoroughly distraught. The vet...
Mixed Emotions
Q. What’s the definition of mixed emotions?A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off...
Yo mama\\\’s so fat
Yo mama’s so fat, when she went to school, she sat next to everybody!Yo...
Very expensive Barbie Doll!
A man was driving home one evening and realized that it was his daughter’s...
Converting to metric
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Your spinning me a yarn here!
|What did the wife spider say to her husband when he tried to explain...
A construction worker goes to the doctor and says…
A construction worker goes to the doctor and says, “Doc, I’m constipated.”The doctor examines...
Vocal jokes
|Q: How do you tell when your lead singer is at the door?A: He...
How do you make a cat drink?
How do you make a cat drink?1 cat2 lemonsVodkaMix then serve
Three little old ladies, sitting on a park bench…
Three little old ladies, sitting on a park bench.The town flasher comes by and...