Andy Rooney Quotes
Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.I’m not into...
You Used To
“You used to hold my hand years ago when we were courting,” she said...
A definition of psychiatrist
A Psychiatrist is just a Jewish doctor who can’t stand the sight of blood.
An American tourist
|An American tourist was driving in County Kerry, when his motor stopped. He got...
Two bikers were talking at a bar…
Two bikers were talking at a bar.”How’s married life?” asks the first.”It’s fine,” says...
New Year Nerd Resolutions
|NEW YEAR RESOLUTIONS YOU WON’TBE ABLE TO KEEP IF YOU’RE A NERD 16. I...
Blonde quickies 81-100
81. Q: What do you call a hooker and four blondes? A: Regular price,...
Unusual State Laws
Connorsvill,Wisconsin:It is illegal for a man to shoot off a gun when his female...
What’s the difference between a Geneologist and a Gynecologist?
What’s the difference between a Geneologist and a Gynecologist?A Geneologist looks up your family...
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate-chip cookies?
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate-chip cookies?Three…one to mix the batter...