Lightbulbs for dinner
Little Freddie said to Little Johnny, “My dad’s tougher than your dad!”"Oh yeah?” said...
John receives a phone call…
John receives a phone call. “Hello,” he answers. The voiceon the ot other end...
AOL addiction poem
|My computer broke down. It crashed and burned! And for my AOL, I really...
Drinking on the job!
Bud and Jim were a couple of drinking buddies who worked as airplane mechanics...
How Come?
What’s with the people who put carpeting on the lid of their toilet seat?...
You know you drink too much coffee when…
1. Juan Valdez names his mule after you.2. You chew on your roommate’s fingernails....
Fire At 40,000 Feet
While cruising at 40,000 feet, the airplane shuddered and Mr. Smith looked out the...
What do chain saws and monkeys have in common?
What do chain saws and monkeys have in common?They both fuck up trees!
Learning to be tactful.
A lieutenant was brilliant in military matters, but lacked a few social graces. One...
3 Docs at heavans gate!
Three doctors arrived in heaven. St. Peter asked the first one why he should...