Definition of Programmer
Definition of ProgrammerProgrammer:A person who passes as an exacting expert on the basis of...
Time for the wedding
|A police officer stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street.”But officer,” the...
Save the Yeasts
Save the Yeasts EVERY TIME A LOAF OF BREAD IS BAKED, APPROXIMATELY 150,000,000 YEASTS...
Moving
I saw a garbage truck driving yesterday. You never told me you were moving.
Body parts
Little Johnny was sitting in class one day. On this particular day, the teacher...
A tadpole!
|What kind of pole is short and floppy?A tadpole!
Why do they call it a “kilt”?
Why do they call it a “kilt”?Because a lot of people got kilt when...
Grenade pin
What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run like...
The Chinese Pay Off Their Debts
|Jones: “The chinese make it an invariable rule to settle all their debts on...
Like Father, Like Husband?
|If it’s true that girls are inclined to marry men like their fathers, it...