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There was a costume party at a mental hospital…
There was a costume party at a mental hospital; the theme of the party...
Bullfrog Does Oral Sex
An attractive woman entered a pet shop. When the clerk offered assistance, she explained...
How do you clean a condom?
How do you clean a condom?Turn it inside out and shake the fuck out...
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A drunk that smelled like a brewery got on a bus one day. He...
Musicians on a sinking ship
|A violist and a cellist were standing on a sinking ship together.”Help!” cried the...
Twas the Night Before…
‘Twas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat. The kids were both...
The 9 Types of Girlfriends
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What’s a Jewish American Princess’ favorite position?
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New Computer Virus
Did you hear about the new computer virus?It’s called the “Lorena Bobbit Virus”.Apparently, it...