Soakin’ Wet!
One day a boy came walking home from school. On the way home he...
What do you get when you cross a crooked politician…
Q. What do you get when you cross a crooked politician with a dishonest...
Here is your punishment
|”Haven’t I seen your face before?” a judge demanded, looking down at the defendant.”You...
All Lawyers are Assholes
A guy in a bar stands up and says, “All lawyers are assholes.” Another...
The Pearly Gates
A minister dies and is waiting in line at the Pearly Gates. Ahead of...
Strange new battles
|Seems there was a young soldier, who, just before battle, told his sergeant that...
Two drunks sitting at the rural area bar, lamenting…
Two drunks sitting at the rural area bar, lamenting their lack of a sex...
Two missionaries in Africa get apprehended by a tribe…
Two missionaries in Africa get apprehended by a tribe of very hostile cannibals who...
Cat jokes 06
|Q: What do you call a cat that has just eaten a whole duck?A:...
Ducks in Heaven
Three women die in a car accident and go to Heaven. Saint Peter meets...