Short gender jokes
|Women are like guns, keep one around long enough and your going to want...
New Virgin
A woman was going to marry one of those guys that wanted a virgin.Since...
The new metro cop pulled a speeder who was…
The new metro cop pulled a speeder who was zipping down Maple Avenue.”Can I...
Woman is on a bus
|A woman got on a bus holding a baby.The bus driver said: “That’s the...
Punctuation Changes!
Why English Teachers Are Important: The Words are the same. Only the punctuation changes…Dear...
Steven Wright on dogs
|The other day, I was walking my dog around my building…on the ledge. Some...
I suppose I earned enough
|An elderly and somewhat hard-of-hearing man was sitting in a stylish downtown attorney?s office...
Living on Earth
“Living on Earth may be expensive, but it includes an annual freetrip around the...
AirForce 1
When the AirForce 1 prepares to land, the Captain speaks over the intercom:”The seatbelt...
What does Kurt Cobain and Michaelangelo have in common?
What does Kurt Cobain and Michaelangelo have in common? They both used their brains...