yo momma
Yo momma so damn heavy that when she stands on the scales to get...
Forgot to pedal
I admitted to my friend that I hadn’t had sex for a while.My friend...
Black widow spiders
Why do black widow spiders kill their males after mating? To stop the snoring...
The dilapidated wife!
There was this married couple who showed up for their honeymoon at a fishing...
Run Mr Taliban Song…
Sung to the tune of “Day-O” (The Banana Boat Song)Day-O…oh Day-O,Air force come and...
Mommas So Fat
Yo Mommas so fat that even Richard Simmons makes fun of her!!!!
The Flashlight
Why did the little girl bury her flashlight?Because the batteries died.
One Last Night
One day, this guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a...
Pillsbury Doughboy Dead at 71!
Veteran Pillsbury spokesman Pop N. Fresh died yesterday of a severe yeastinfection.He was 71.Fresh...
How can you tell if a man is sexually exited?
Q. How can you tell if a man is sexually exited?A. He’s Breathing.