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Two hookers were on a street corner…
Two hookers were on a street corner. They started discussing business,and one of the...
CHOCOLATE
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Murphy’s Laws on Sex
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Two nuns go to a restaurant to have dinner…
Two nuns go to a restaurant to have dinner. They notice RockyMountain Oysters on...
The Golden Urinal
A man came home drunk at four in the morning, and his wife was...
Artificial Insemination
A man buys several sheep, hoping to breed them for wool. After several weeks,...
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Don’t Say to Pregnant Wife
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Confucious say: Man who go to bed…….
Confucious say:Man who go to bed with itchy ass, wake up with smelly finger.