When I was growing up I used to lick all…
When I was growing up I used to lick all the kids on the...
If Dell ran Christmas…
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Be
A man dies and goes to heaven. Saint Peter asks him what religion he...
Vikings in a Dome.
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Blonde Horses Around
There once was this blonde riding a horse. After a while it began to...
Tommy goes into a confessional box and says…
Tommy goes into a confessional box and says, “Bless mefather for I have sinned....
Wanna Hear A Polish Joke?
Guy walks into a bar, sits downs and starts to make conversation with guy...
Requesting a three day pass
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In the graveyard!
An old man and old woman had been married for about 52 years when...
Man With Most Intelligence Gone
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