Congratulations
A man called the undertaker one afternoon and sobbed:”Come and bury my wife.”"But I...
Write your code in C
|WRITE IN C (sung to The Beatles “Let it Be”)When I find my code...
Your kid has been kidnapped
|A blonde, out of money and down on her luck after buying air at...
Restaurants Like Microsoft
If restaurants functioned like shrink-wrapped (Microsoft) software:Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and...
When Joe’s wife ran away with his car, his money and…
When Joe’s wife ran away with his car, his money and his best friend,...
Mother’isms! (Long Joke)
My most memorable one was, after being lightly smacked on the butt and asking,...
The 3 holes
A guy’s car breaks down in the middle of town, and he looks for...
Helen Keller
Why did Helen Keller go insane?She tried to read a stucco wall.
I.Q. of 50?
|What do you call a man with an I.Q. of 50?Gifted!
Stupid people stories
Stupid people LICENSE TO STEAL Two Kentucky men tried to pull the front off...