Horses
A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says… “Why the longface?”
How to break the nose of a blonde.
Q: How do you break the nose on a blonde?A: You put a dildo...
Hope never dies
A man driving outside of Baltimore, Maryland was southbound on Interstate 95 in the...
Bill Gates can choose his punishment
|Bill Gates suddenly dies and finds himself face to face with God. God stood...
There once was a baby elephant and a baby turtle…
There once was a baby elephant and a baby turtle drinking from a river...
Pitbull and PMS
What is the difference between a pitbull dog and a PMS woman?Lipstick.
Placing your order
|A friend and I were standing in line at a fast-food restaurant, waiting to...
A blonde went to the appliance store sale…
A blonde went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain.”I would like...
A lesson in ebonics
A sixth grade class is doing some spelling drills. The teacher asks Tommy if...
I tried phone sex once…
I tried phone sex once, but the holes were too small.