Odd Wedding Gifts
100 facecloths 25 darning needles any kind of keychain with something _way_ too big...
A man was playing a game of golf…
A man was playing a game of golf, and on hole 16, he hit...
Signs Your Car Might Be A Lemon
Motor Trend never mentioned a “Chevrolet Caca.” Manufactured in Zchkynk, Crzyktjkystan. Passenger-side “airbag” is...
Black widow spiders
Why do black widow spiders kill their males after mating? To stop the snoring...
Mailman Here?
Husband: Honey, has the mailman come yet?Wife: No, but he’s panting and sweating pretty...
I saw a pen in a store the other day…
I saw a pen in a store the other day. I picked it up...
If Cray made toasters…
If Cray made toasters…They would cost $16 million but would be faster thanany other...
Why do not women wear dresses in the winter?
Why don’t women wear dresses in the winter? – Chapped lips.
There was a drunk man walking down the street turning…
There was a drunk man walking down the street turninghis car keys back and...
The little sexy housewife was built so well…
The little sexy housewife was built so well the TV repairman couldn’t keep his...