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OUCH!
OUCH! A couple hobbled into a Washington emergency room covered in bloody restaurant towels....
Some time ago Mr. Clinton was hosting a state dinner…
Some time ago Mr. Clinton was hosting a state dinner when at the last...
Why do blondes like lightning?
Why do blondes like lightning? They think someone is taking their picture.
What do you call a line of blondes standing ear to ear?
What do you call a line of blondes standing ear to ear? A wind...
One Dollar
Q: What do you call a blonde with a dollar on the top of...
The drunk.
A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time...
50-50 relationship
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Telephone Difference
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a telephone?A: It costs 30 cents...
Now, that is disgusting!
Mommy,mommy:can I play with grandma? Shut up kid, you dug her up twice last...