Only Half Way to Norway
Q: Why did the blonde go half way to Norway and then turn around...
The young lady admired the watch in the store window…
The young lady admired the watch in the store window every time she walked...
If IBM ran Christmas…
|They would want one big Santa, dressed in blue, where kids queue up for...
CelebRate!
The Pope dies and, naturally, goes to heaven. He’s met by the reception committee,...
Is this her first?..
A guy calls the hospital. He says, “You gotta send help! My wife’s goinginto...
Why lawyers do not play hide-and-seek?
Why don’t lawyers play hide-and-seek?Nobody will look for them.
Mr. Johnson
Mr. Johnson, a businessman from Wisconsin, went on a business trip toLouisiana. He immediately...
Fallen bridge
|A blond and her blond boyfriend went for a walk along the river.The blond...
Do Elephants Ever Forget?
Q: Does an elephant ever forget?A: Only if you loan him money.
Modem Addiction
“Did you know that last month’s (expletive) phone bill is over $450?” my wife...