Geek’s thanksgiving
|1. Be thankful you haven’t been spammed!2. Be thankful your computer isn’t down!3. Be...
In the Sex Ed class the teacher says…
In the Sex Ed class the teacher says, “All right, class, I want you...
Millennia Year Application Software System
Millennia Year Application Software System This memo is to announce the development of a...
Do you know what a Yankee is?
Do you know what a Yankee is?Same as a quickie, except you’re by yourself
Little Johnny on the Farm!
Little Johnny wakes up and comes down to breakfast. Since he lived on a...
Blonde and Hairdresser
A blonde walks into the hairdresser with headphones on. She asks the woman working...
How do you know Monica Lewinsky is Jewish?
How do you know Monica Lewinsky is Jewish?If she wasn’t,she wouldn’t have stained her...
Definition of Programmer
Definition of ProgrammerProgrammer:A person who passes as an exacting expert on the basis of...
Good question!
If Atheists don’t belive in God……can they get insured for an act of god?
Punishment for Gates
Satan greets him: “Welcome Mr. Gates, we’ve been waiting for you. This will be...